why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake
I stayed after anatomy lab to sketch one of the skeletal models ^^ I only had about 15 minutes to do it, so it’s a bit messy.
I like this pic because it looks like the skeleton is bored and doesn’t want to exhibit proper posture.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_jersey&id=9313643 http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wabc/cms_exf_2007/news/AP954881577236.jpg “The incident began when Shoop walked into the mall at 9:19 p.m., just before closing, wearing dark clothing and a motorcycle helmet and fired several shots into the air.” Once again, people misread the perp and someone ends up dead. He wasn’t wearing body armor, or a ballistic helmet, and the sound of the gun was a giveaway that it was just a cosmetically-modified lesser rifle. He was firing into the air. He was calm, not stiff or anxious.
This guy wasn’t the next Loughner—this was someone trying to call attention to whatever difficulties he had through any means possible. There wasn’t a negotiator present—it was just shoot first and never ask questions. The police, however, were wearing body armor, and ended up damaging the store as much as Shoop had. Any of the shoppers could have approached him, he wasn’t mentally ill—he just needed someone to talk to, but instead fear won. Where are the brave and the bold?
the universe has a way of course correcting
"When" is kind of a relative term
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131024/DA9KK1C02.html The upside to this is that superheroes should something to do with their spare time since apparently “heroes” aren’t getting the job done.
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Rarity gives Twilight fashion tips
Wanna hear the song I sing to my parents?
Pretty sure this is a Cake Boss quote.