um fbi
FBI?
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GUYS COME ON!!!

um fbi FBI? EFFFFFBIIIIEEEE!!! GUYS COME ON!!!

It’s because he knows how to WRESTLE!!! MOVE IT WE GOT A SQUIRMY ONE HERE

…and the fact that explody boats can be explody. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Cole_bombing

We will find this poop factory and bring it to justice.

The Red Sox were scheduled to play against the Royals in about 20 minutes, but it has been forfeited to an unlikely contender—Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. In other unrelated news, the Red Sox and Royals have decided to change their team colors to yellow, retroactively effective April 15th.

Whew. Close one.

Boy, it’s a good thing the Sharia law terrorists didn’t get what they wanted, we might have had martial law or something! link

Bawwwwston Massacon II

gj on keeping everyone safe, gov’t. ooh, hey, cool idea, let’s give them more power. that way we can be even safer!

Happy Empereaster!

On Good Friday we commemorate the King of Title Case and Everything Else
finalizing God’s decision to commit assisted suicide via being tortured to
death with the help of God’s adopted kids and some Romans acting under the
authority of an Emperor-for-life who burned most of a city to make room for
new real estate, called himself God, reportedly killed his children who
might someday usurp him, used rebellious enemies as torches to illuminate
the garden in his kingdom, and invited a horse to dinner; on Easter we can
remember how Jesus invited us to join the Israelites as God’s adopted kids
so that not only could we could repent of our rebellion to prevent us from
ending up in Hell as flaming torches as illuminating proof to the glory of
His perfectly just Kingdom, but also when we die (from the curse of death
enacted by God when we tried to become like God in Eden), we lower forms of
life can join God at Heaven’s Lavish Banquet, and can enjoy the New Earth
Kingdom built over the old one destroyed by fire, where He will be our King
for all eternity.

kilailo:

Practicing mouth shapes. I get into a “symbol set” rut of using a too-limited amount of shapes sometimes.

Have you made a skeleton for the head, or does that restrict the cartoony squash/stretch too much?

adventuretime:

Let’s Roll
Here’s Leon (five years old) in front of a graffiti mural on his Argentinian home’s garage door, painted by his dad, Gonzalo (42 years old).
Thanks, men. That’s a great Finn.

adventuretime:

Let’s Roll

Here’s Leon (five years old) in front of a graffiti mural on his Argentinian home’s garage door, painted by his dad, Gonzalo (42 years old).

Thanks, men. That’s a great Finn.

adventuretime:

‘Adventure Time’ actor Tom Kenny on Ice King’s loneliness, tragic past
A big Tom Kenny interview in the Los Angeles Times is the only thing people in town are talking about. About Ice King, Tom dishes:

He actually sounds like a lot of the actors and comedians I know — kind of entertaining in small doses, but not good boyfriend or husband material, ha ha. So I guess I tapped into that.

Read.

adventuretime:

‘Adventure Time’ actor Tom Kenny on Ice King’s loneliness, tragic past

A big Tom Kenny interview in the Los Angeles Times is the only thing people in town are talking about. About Ice King, Tom dishes:

He actually sounds like a lot of the actors and comedians I know — kind of entertaining in small doses, but not good boyfriend or husband material, ha ha. So I guess I tapped into that.

Read.

Leonard Maltin reviews of MST3k movies

sillstaw:

This is my latest attempt to prove that I have way too much free time and desperately need a job.

As you might have figured out from my endless repostings of Mystery Science Theater 3000 that I’m kind of a fan of the show. And, as you might have figured out by the occasional picture I put up of his reviews on Instagram, I also like Leonard Maltin, and his iOS app is an invaluable resource.

A while back, I decided to mix the two. The Leonard Maltin app allows you to make indexes of his reviews for whatever purposes you’d like. So I figured I might as well make a list of his reviews of “Mystery Science Theater 3000” movies. The result: 104 reviews. (Note that there are just under 200 episodes, with a couple of repeated movies. Maltin’s guide isn’t complete, but you really can’t expect it to be. Also, for completion’s sake, I’ve included “MST3k: The Movie.”)

I will now file them by their star ratings. Each list is in roughly chronological order. Every movie has a small section of the review next to it; reviews that were short or funny enough to warrant being included in their entirety are marked as such.

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Short buses and long stand offs

It amazes me how it took a week of spending several million dollars and several hundred government employees to figure out what a Counter-Strike 1.6 player would have done in about a half a second. The whole hostage situation could have been resolved with a bowling ball being put over the ventilation shaft.

Motive

http://ir.santarus.com/releasedetail.cfm?releaseid=700255 Thanks, FDA, once again, for making my life worse. I live in a diseased, afflicted body thanks to your bureaucratic gobbledygook.